{"product_id":"bartender-if-the-ol-lady-calls-im-not-here-motorcycle-helmet-sticker","title":"Bartender if the ol' lady calls I'm not here motorcycle helmet sticker","description":"\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: center; font-weight: bold; color: black;\"\u003eBartender if the ol' lady calls I'm not here helmet sticker\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp style=\"color: red; font-weight: bold; margin-top: 20px; text-align: center;\"\u003eFREE SHIPPING ON ALL DOMESTIC AND INTERNATIONAL RETAIL ORDERS - WHOLESALE ORDERS SHIP AT STANDARD SHIPPING RATES\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe bartender if the ol' lady calls I'm not here helmet sticker delivers classic bar culture humor with a wink and a nod. This escape plan decal for men represents those who value their bar time and need plausible deniability, making it a perfect vinyl sticker for Harley riders and tavern regulars who appreciate the unspoken code between bartender and patron.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003ePremium Features\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePremium vinyl with UV-laminate protection shields against sun damage and fading\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWeather-resistant and fade-proof for long-lasting durability\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEasy peel-and-stick application - no tools required\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePerfect size 3.5\" x 1\" for helmets and hard surfaces\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade for riders who value their bar time and appreciate bartender solidarity\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eStyle \u0026amp; Attitude\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis escape plan humor belongs in our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/alcohol-and-drug-helmet-stickers\" title=\"Alcohol and Drug Helmet Stickers\"\u003eAlcohol and Drug Helmet Stickers collection\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eMore Collections\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eExplore more designs: \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/all-helmet-stickers\" title=\"All Helmet Stickers\"\u003eAll Helmet Stickers\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/mens-helmet-stickers\" title=\"Men's Helmet Stickers\"\u003eMen's Helmet Stickers\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/mild-helmet-stickers\" title=\"Mild Helmet Stickers\"\u003eMild Helmet Stickers\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eComplete Your Gear\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eAdd complementary biker accessories: \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/motorcycle-bells\" title=\"Motorcycle Bells\"\u003eMotorcycle Bells\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/biker-pins\" title=\"Biker Pins\"\u003eBiker Pins\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/keychains\" title=\"Keychains\"\u003eKeychains\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/sunglass-holders\" title=\"Sunglass Holders\"\u003eSunglass Holders\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/mens-vest-extenders\" title=\"Men's Vest Extenders\"\u003eMen's Vest Extenders\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/womens-vest-extenders\" title=\"Women's Vest Extenders\"\u003eWomen's Vest Extenders\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/zipper-pulls\" title=\"Zipper Pulls\"\u003eZipper Pulls\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eQuality You Can Trust\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eEvery sticker features professional-grade UV-laminate protection that shields against sun damage, rain, and road debris. Our premium vinyl adhesive ensures your message stays put mile after mile, while the fade-proof finish keeps colors vibrant season after season.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"USA Biker Goods","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52967829832046,"sku":"BS0042","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0956\/1299\/3902\/files\/0042S.jpg?v=1766513461","url":"https:\/\/usabikergoods.com\/products\/bartender-if-the-ol-lady-calls-im-not-here-motorcycle-helmet-sticker","provider":"USA Biker Goods","version":"1.0","type":"link"}