I'd rather be snorting cocaine off a hookers ass motorcycle helmet sticker

I'd rather be snorting cocaine off a hookers ass helmet sticker

The "I'd Rather Be Snorting Cocaine Off A Hookers Ass" motorcycle helmet sticker sets the bar for alternative activities at an altitude most people never consider. Male riders who wear this one aren't necessarily endorsing the lifestyle — they just enjoy watching people read it at a red light. Maximum impact, zero filter. Wear it on your skull cap and let the reactions roll in.

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Premium Features

• UV-laminate protection shields against sun damage and fading
• Weather-resistant and fade-proof for long-lasting durability
• Easy peel-and-stick application — no tools required
• 3.5" x 1" — verified size for a clean, bold fit
• Made for riders who live for the double take and never apologize for it

Style & Attitude

This one belongs in our Alcohol and Drug Helmet Stickers collection.

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Every sticker from USA Biker Goods is built to last — UV-laminate finish, fade-proof vinyl, and weather-resistant construction that holds up mile after mile. Peel, stick, and ride.