If You Have To Ask If It's Too Early To Drink You're An Amateur And We Can't Be Friends Motorcycle Helmet Sticker

If you have to ask if it's too early to drink you're an amateur and we can't be friends helmet sticker

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The "If you have to ask if it's too early to drink you're an amateur and we can't be friends motorcycle helmet sticker" invents a friendship committee with an unusually narrow interview process. Apparently the clock has submitted a question and immediately lost its membership privileges. The joke is the speaker's absurd gatekeeping, not a real drinking standard or a reason to pressure anyone to join in. Keep any drinking until riding is finished, and never ride impaired. Place it onto your bucket and let the imaginary committee argue with the clock.

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This fictional friendship screening belongs in our Alcohol and Drug Helmet Stickers collection, for adult riders who appreciate exaggerated after-ride drinking humor without treating it as actual advice.

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